Trophy Night
2021/22 Trophy Presentation Night
The evenings proceedings commenced with all guests joining in singing the Club song
Followed by a humorous skit presented by our Club Ladies titled: THE BAG LADY
THE BAG LADY
A well-groomed lady is about to arrive in Kings Park to meet a very, very handsome man on a blind date. They will know each other by wearing the same flower on their outfits. They have no idea what each other looks like as the blind date has been arranged by a mutual friend.
BAG LADY: A lady down on her luck, looking very much like a tramp with big holes in her stockings, old shoes, dirty old dress, old hat and carrying a shopping bag arrives in the park. Goes over and starts fossicking in a nearby rubbish bin, takes out a few things and puts them in her bag. Decides to take a rest and sits on a park bench. Removes a bottle of beer from her shopping bag and begins to swig on it.
WELL GROOMED LADY: Walks in, stops, checks her watch, looks around for her blind date, then sits on the park bench near the Bag Lady. Looks at the bag lady, sniffs with her nose in the air, bends over and straightens her stockings.
BAG LADY: Not to be outdone by this stuffy woman, takes another swig from her beer, puts it back in her bag, looks at the well-groomed woman and proceeds to straighten her holey stockings.
The following slide show tells the rest of the story.
And the Winners
Mel & Audrey Randall 3 Bowl Singles Trophy - Mens
Winner: Mark Malpass
Runner up: Wayne Moseley
100-UP SINGLES – LADIES
Winner: Lisa Brannan
Runner up: Lea Mias
CHAMPIONSHIP FOURS - LADIES
Winner: Lea Mias, Margaret Booth, Viv Wood, Audrey Stokes
Runner up: Gail Hjorth, Helen Birkbeck, Moira Crowther,Teresa Giancristofaro
100-UP SINGLES - MEN
Winner: Gerry Crolla
Runner up: Wayne Moseley
CHAMPIONSHIP FOURS - MENS
Winner: Tim Crabtree, Gary Green, Ian Schupelius, Steve Aldus
Runner up: Tony Batista, Ray Bostelman, Aaron Gale, Ross McKenzie
CHAMPIONSHIP NOVICE SINGLES- LADIES
Winner: Cathy Paxton
Runner up: Mary Thomas
CHAMPIONSHIP NOVICE SINGLES- MEN
Winner: Geoff Thomas
Runner up: Gary Green
CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLES- LADIES
Winner: Donna Blackwell, Lisa Brannan, Lorna Ward
Runner up: Isobelle Davies, Margaret Booth, Vivian Wood
CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLES- MEN
Winner: Mel Randall, Peter Curran, John Gibbs
Runner up: Mark Malpass, Aaron Gale, Tim Cattle
CHAMPIONSHIP PAIRS - LADIES
Winner: Isobelle Davies, Lea Mias
Runner up: Vivian Wood, Donna Blackwell
CHAMPIONSHIP PAIRS - MEN
Winner: Mel Randall, Mark Malpass
Runner up: Gerry Crolla, Colin Biddiscombe
CHAMPIONSHIP MIXED PAIRS
Winner: Tim Crabtree, Vivian Wood
Runner up: Wayne Moseley, Lea Mias
CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES - LADIES
Winner: Isobelle Davies
Runner up: Lea Mias
CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES - MEN
Winner: Sean Brindley
Runner up: Mike Brokenshire
GEOFF OAKLEY TWO BOWL SINGLES - MEN
Winner: Aaron Gale
Runner up: Stephen Baker
8 BADGES
Mary Thomas
Shirley Clements
Teresa Giancristofaro
Meiling Batista
Vivienne Aldus
Mark Malpass
Hans Moonen
Mark Barber
And to Close
Melville Bowlo action song presented by the clubs male bowlers, bringing formalities to a close.
(Sung to the tune of: I love to have a drink with Duncan)
Modified words – first 2 verses only:
I love to have a bowl with Gerry, I love to have a drink with Gerr
We air the events of home & away, these sorts of things just make his day!
We drink at the Melville “Bowlo”, where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Gerry, ‘cause Gerry’s me mate.
I love to have a drink with Joey, I love to have a beer with Paul
When they go fishing, they both have a ball!
We drink at the Melville “Bowlo”, where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Joey, ‘cause Joeys me mate.
(Further verses follow the same theme)
The following Slide Show depicts a number of poses frequently seen from some well-known bowlers, try to identify these bowlers …